John Kerry wants a Tahoe hybrid

A big hybrid for a big environmentalist?

Sen. John Kerry will trade in his Ford Escape hybrid for a Chevy Tahoe hybrid according to Automotive.com. Apparently, Kerry needed a bigger hybrid so that he can make a bigger environmental statement or something. Actually, I don't know why a self-proclaimed environmentalist would go for such a large hybrid in the first place - maybe his bling-bling wife put Kerry in check. Or, maybe he had a bunch of kids recently or something.