Celebrate Foreign Oil Dependence Day!
Let's Celebrate Foreign Oil Dependence this Independence Day!I'm making up my own holiday, and if anyone else has already created such a holiday, I apologize. Nevertheless, this 4th of July, I'm not going to just celebrate American Independence, I'm going to celebrate America's dependence upon foreign oil.
This 4th of July is going to be my Foreign Oil Dependence Day Celebration!
Let's celebrate not just the first Iraq War, but both Iraq Wars!
Let's celebrate the Iranian hostage crisis and gas lines!
Let's celebrate $3.00 gas and pray for $5.00 gas!
Let's celebrate oil-funded terrorism!
Let's celebrate record oil company profits, as the gap between the rich and the poor widens!
Let's celebrate the suppression of technology!
Let's celebrate acid rain, smog and global warming!
This 4th of July, let's celebrate Foreign Oil Dependency Day! More on Foreign Oil Dependence Day.
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5 Comments:
Rather than fireworks, perhaps we can all watch footage of Iraqi and Kuwaiti wellheads belching smoke and flame toward the heavens.
Let’s add to our celebration the suborning of our legislators who enjoy large contributions to their campaigns from Haliburton and other pan-national businesses and who for some reason delay and reduce stiff automobile mileage standards in this country.
More people should learn about electric vehicles as a solution. "Zero emissions" is something that's going to be required by law one day (you know it will). Making the decision to go electric is far cheaper anyway, like 10 cents on the dollar vs. gas. (source: zapworld.com)
"Ignorance or arrogance? Is there a difference"
Only if they are ignorant about the fact they are over-inflating the qualities that are making them arrogant. Of course everyone is ignorant to some extent so ignorance goes hand in hand with every personality. I think arrogance is really a defense mechanism for people with low self esteem. "If I show you how wonderful I am, maybe you won't see my weaknesses"
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